Peremohy Prospekt, Kiev, Ukraine
He became the world’s most expensive footballer when he transferred to Real Madrid in 2009 for £80million. When he jumps, he generates 5G of G-force, and when he kicks, the speed is about 31.1metres per second, the same as a space shuttle while launching. He is a fashion model and has his own range of natty undies. He’s a Global Ambassador for Save the Children, has supported the building of the first cancer centre in his native Madeira and has given over a million pounds to fund new schools in war-torn Gaza. All of which leaves you thinking this man cannot be a human being at all.